They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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