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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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