Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You surviving the open bar?
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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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