sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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