Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The ass gains better be worth it
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