Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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