Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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