Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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