I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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