ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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