She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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