so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I love you. Go after that dick
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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