i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hate all girls vehemently.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Mom said you looked used
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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