I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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