we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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