did you get engaged???
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
How's work?
Spinning.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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