this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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