So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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