How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just found puke in my bra..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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