i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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