I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
How drunk are you?
Completed.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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