have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im holly from the hills drunk
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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