Don't you send me to vm
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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