is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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