I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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