You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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