Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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