He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
