i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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