Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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