hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Randomize