quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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