she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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