she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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