Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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