Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
