yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
