People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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