And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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