Buhtt sex?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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