Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Even my vagina gasped.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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