Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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