My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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