Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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