my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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