I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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