I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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