I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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