Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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