We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We talked him into tasing himself.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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