He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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