return my video game
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Randomize
