oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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