If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
These tits shall not be calmed
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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