Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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